I am sitting on my couch right now, bored out of mind. Yea I could be doing other things more productive like; cleaning my loft, taking a shower, talking to a math advisor at Wayne, or even looking for a joby. However I am looking at some amazing pictures that have been posted on Flickr and I came up with guide lines to Flickr..
Must say this first;I know my shit sucks as bad as finding out the hooker you purchased for the evening has a third leg.
If your new to Flickr, follow these guide lines and all will be good..
Step 1:
Head out to any local abandoned building, I suggest MCS.
Step 2:
Place tripod/camera down anywhere and frame something in.. You can frame anything really. I suggest some fucked up stairs at some crazy fucking angle. The more you have to bend your neck, err break your neck, the better.. Composition be damned..
Step 3:
Take 5-10 pictures at different exposers. I suggest reading about the amazing qualities of HDR photography before hand. If you want your dick sucked dry, HDR is your thing.
Step 4:
Race home and create that HDR image. Remember this, the more fucked up and cartoon looking the picture is the better.
Step 5:
Upload your pixor to Flickr. Now is on to the fun part.
Add a story to accompany the pixor. Remember this; add names of everyone who went (be sure to add things like amazing, talented, etc after or before names) and anything/everything that happened (if someone took a shit, talk about it). The longer and more boring the story is, the better.
Next up is tags and groups, the more the better.
And do not forgot to add a "If you like my shit, click here to purchase" link. All the good photogs have it, so you should too..
If you follow these guide lines, things will be looking up.. Hopefully not down south or out in the country... :)
